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SPLASH!!!!!!

Scene 1: Walking into the apartment complex. The badminton court filled with colour and people happily covered in colour and muck!
Me: (Thinking) Escape!!
I try to take the lift on the other side of the apartment. Phew! Not a soul in sight!
Scene 2: Two little girls covered in colour.
Girl one: Didi can I put this on you? (Referring to the colour mixed in water)
Me: (Thinking) how sweet, she is asking me permission before hand. Phew!
My reply: Uh…No not now
Before I can complete the sentence…. SPLASH!!!!!
Girl two: Didi, you know what??
Me: Yeah?  (Wiping my face)
Girl one: You are a fool! (Giggling hysterically)
Me:  Tell me something new!…
 Both girls: HAPPY HOLI!!!!
Me: Same to you!
And I head towards the badminton court to complete the quota!

WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY AND COLOURFUL HOLI. Enjoy and have a blastJJ

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